04/18/2010
To the Editor:
Your spoof article about the school of engineering closing was not that far off—due to zombies taking over yes, but due to lack of faculty members and course offerings, absolutely. Freshmen and sophomore engineers, I would like you to read very carefully: over the next year the Kazuo Inamori School of Engineering will be changing dramatically. We will be losing five faculty members due to retirement and our lovely University is only willing to replace one, maybe two of them.
